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<div style="text-align: center;" mce_style="text-align: center"><img src="../images/Multi_Media/your4state/nxd_media/img/gif/2007_09/b803be96-135b-0064-819d-feafab4c7c4c/raw.gif" mce_src="images/Multi_Media/your4state/nxd_media/img/gif/2007_09/b803be96-135b-0064-819d-feafab4c7c4c/raw.gif"> <div align="left"> <p>Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?<br>A. Ghoul-aid!!!</p> <p>Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?<br>A. Wrap!!!!!</p> <p>Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?<br>A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! </p> <p>Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?<br>A. A human bean.</p> <p>Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?<br>A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.</p> <p>Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?<br>A. A sand-witch.</p> <p>Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?<br>A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.</p> <p>Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?<br>A. You suck.</p> <p>Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?<br>A.Ghoul</p> <p>Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?<br>A. For the Boos.</p> <p>Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?<br>A. He was all bite and no bark.</p> <p>Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?<br>A. He didn't have a haunting license. </p> <p>Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?<br>A. He had no body to dance with.</p> <p>Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?<br>A. At the casketeria. </p> <p>Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?<br>A. He is mist. </p> <p>Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?<br>A. Over the ghoul line. </p> <p>Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.<br>A. Because of the coffin.</p> <p>Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?<br>A. Because he is always a goblin. </p> <p>Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?<br>A. A toasty ghosty. </p> <p>Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?<br>A. He heard it had great circulation.</p> <p>Q. What


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